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nakorius
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I was at Bugis MRT Station... a lady rushes up quickly to me "Excuse me, Excuse me" and I thought I dropped something. She whips out a bottle of mineral water and asked me to help her open it.

I have a new function for the public now. Bottle opener.

FML.

Then I go into the MRT station, the security guy gets to me and wants to inspect my bag. And he did the same damn thing 2 days back which I told him, you just checked me the other day and he had no recollection of me.

All he could say was, "You not happy, you can talk to our SM."

Seriously man... if I had to go to work everyday and get inspected everyday, it is so not funny.
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LOL... jen always kena cos he fit the criteria last time..
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nakorius wrote: All he could say was, "You not happy, you can talk to our SM."
You should. Who knows, it might be Jon Boey. Then you can fuck his life instead. :butthead: :axe:
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aiya he doing this job, let him be la.
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Well I would like to know his criteria for the selection of bag inspection.

People with bigger bags etc just strolled by and he rushed to me against the flow of human traffic, just to stop me.

There has to be a balance if someone frequents that place. I go there for 4 days and 2 days he is on duty he stops me.

You can't always go for the biggest, tallest guy and wears a beanie.

I just got word that they are hired by some external security company.
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maybe you take out the beanie and act gay next time ah.
see if he stops you again hahaha
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Maybe you could actually try packing a home made bomb next time.

Imagine the look on his face when he actually finds it.
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if moi ish the security guard moi will check chius eberytime chiu walk pass moi.... :twisted:
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I never kena at mrt.. I go work kena checked 4 times since i started work already.. By the building's very own guards.. FML.
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come out of the closet and unleash your inner desires on him.

he will stop checking you.
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But but... I ish afraid he is more gay than me... :oops:

He has a disconnected look in the eyes and that worries me :oops:
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Classmates sometimes also ask me to open bottles for them, wtf i don't even look strong, but so as not to seem like an asshole, i comply with their request.
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I think its your beanie cap, the terroists in movies are always clad in similar stuff like that :lol:
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some people will also associate beanies with criminal activity/ undesirable personality

dress like my avatar, and they will stop you everytime, lol
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Yes, the black baseball cap is standard issue for terrorists... you are automatically suspicious :rolleyes:

the PSA's tell me so
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hahaha i will trying wearing a black baseball hat the next time and see whether do i get stopped. preferably dressed in all black.
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Bring in Clubbells(R) or kettlebells. See whether they stop you. Btw never kena before. I hope one day kena then fun liao, free advertisement.
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nakorius wrote:But but... I ish afraid he is more gay than me... :oops:
IMPOSSIBLE!
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Steph_Parker wrote:hahaha i will trying wearing a black baseball hat the next time and see whether do i get stopped. preferably dressed in all black.
Don't forget the black duffel bag...
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we had drug test (piss) back in highschool...
they always 'randomly' selected the same 20 people.

...there's nothing much you can do about this kinda shit.
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Don't let me catch any of you fitness terrorists.
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