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2009 Insult Jokes - Pikture wars!

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:17 pm
by Weib
Since you love to post pictures, lets play something fun

How to play?
First post a insult joke -
e.g Your mama so fat, when she sat down the eath shook.

From there use pictures to reinterate your joke -

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Post away!

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:02 pm
by vicvic
not exactly how louis intended, but just something to share.

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happy new year :D

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:27 pm
by Jordon
yo mama so fat that when she step on the weighing scale i see my handphone number!

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sorry no talent. duno how to put image from desktop

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:08 pm
by kacie
Jordon wrote:yo mama so fat that when she step on the weighing scale i see my handphone number!
no count. no pictures.

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:12 pm
by jenjls
eh wassup! wanna go eat this sunday? look under members section

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:35 pm
by Jordon
kacie wrote:
Jordon wrote:yo mama so fat that when she step on the weighing scale i see my handphone number!
no count. no pictures.
you sure u wan me to post a peekture of yo mama on a weighin scale!? :shock:

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:41 pm
by manyu882
Jordon wrote:
kacie wrote:
Jordon wrote:yo mama so fat that when she step on the weighing scale i see my handphone number!
no count. no pictures.
you sure u wan me to post a peekture of yo mama on a weighin scale!? :shock:
eh postr leh want to see your creativeness.

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:42 pm
by kacie
Jordon wrote:
kacie wrote:
Jordon wrote:yo mama so fat that when she step on the weighing scale i see my handphone number!
no count. no pictures.
you sure u wan me to post a peekture of yo mama on a weighin scale!? :shock:
walk the talk.

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:44 pm
by nakorius
Actually... if you put me on the weighing scale... you can get the long distance phone number complete with country and area code to Obama's home...

So I think... use me instead lah... :oops:

I BEAT YER MOMMA! :twisted:

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:56 pm
by manyu882
nakorius wrote:Actually... if you put me on the weighing scale... you can get the long distance phone number complete with country and area code to Obama's home...

So I think... use me instead lah... :oops:

I BEAT YER MOMMA! :twisted:
LOL.. then u got a new name call YO PAPA.

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:58 pm
by Jordon
manyu step on weighin scale will write to be continued!

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:00 pm
by manyu882
Jordon wrote:manyu step on weighin scale will write to be continued!
jordan step on the weighing scale will write cannot continue.. your foot too smelly

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:06 pm
by Weib
eh stick to the topic leh.

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:43 pm
by galapogos
jenjls wrote:eh wassup! wanna go eat this sunday? look under members section
wah super off topic..

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:56 pm
by Jordon
ok la i post pics, but not really on topic, cos not insult. instead i post the pics in order.
you all guess what i trying to portray. :D

alright here goes, each picture is a word.. :D

BIG HINT! ITS A SONG! ENGLISH SONG!
BIG HINT 2! THE PICTURES I POST DOESN'T NECESSARILY NEED BE IN ENGLISH. I GIVE ONE ANS LA. 4 can be four, for, fore. something like that. It can be in other languages too! It could also be homophones!
some very giveaway one.

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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:39 am
by vicvic
black coasters look red for big belly people who eats too much bread (yeast) with sunflower oil

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:42 am
by Jordon
WA
is that a song?
holy. power

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:43 am
by Steph_Parker
Jordon wrote:ok la i post pics, but not really on topic, cos not insult. instead i post the pics in order.
you all guess what i trying to portray. :D

alright here goes, each picture is a word.. :D

BIG HINT! ITS A SONG! ENGLISH SONG!
BIG HINT 2! THE PICTURES I POST DOESN'T NECESSARILY NEED BE IN ENGLISH. I GIVE ONE ANS LA. 4 can be four, for, fore. something like that. It can be in other languages too! It could also be homophones!
some very giveaway one.

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my brain not working well... tonight.
smth to do with wot black eye bowl or smth?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:44 am
by Jordon
aiyo, its VERY LAME ONE!
so dunneed use so much brain, cos, VERY LAME

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:44 am
by vicvic
that's my interpretation of your pics la! very original right :D:D:D

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:45 am
by Steph_Parker
Jordon wrote:aiyo, its VERY LAME ONE!
so dunneed use so much brain, cos, VERY LAME
black eye ball for santa smth?
eh walao, really feels lame now can.

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:46 am
by galapogos
chiu ish too chims riaoz.

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:47 am
by Jordon
aiya i see u all guess until lidat ar, really duno what i think lor.
i say out la hor.

black = OR(hokkien?) = all
EYE = I
BOWL = WAN(chinese) = WANT
4 = for
SANTA = CHRISTMAS
YEAST = IS
OIL = YOU(CHINESE) = YOU

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU - MARIAH CAREY

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:48 am
by vicvic
oh
my
fucking
god

i must say it's quite creative.

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:49 am
by galapogos
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:49 am
by Steph_Parker
Jordon wrote:aiya i see u all guess until lidat ar, really duno what i think lor.
i say out la hor.

black = OR(hokkien?) = all
EYE = I
BOWL = WAN(chinese) = WANT
4 = for
SANTA = CHRISTMAS
YEAST = IS
OIL = YOU(CHINESE) = YOU

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU - MARIAH CAREY
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:50 am
by Mr Enigma
seriously wtf lor your riddle...

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:50 am
by Jordon
tsk.. so fu yan wo one

perhaps i'll get some more EASIER ones for you guys. aiyo

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:52 am
by Steph_Parker
i agree with mr engima.

ok, let me do one.
why does the orange stop rolling?
whoever guess it right will...get a present! :o

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:52 am
by Weib
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