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2009 JOKE thread.
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:33 am
by Jordon
As above, CONTRIBUTE JOKES/RIDDLES. HOWEVER LAME THEY ARE.
JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND LAUGHS.
IF YOU POST NOTHING RELATED, I WILL STILL LAUGH AS I WOULD TAKE YOU AS THE JOKE.
here goes.
Monk combing hair : Guess a country.
Re: 2009 JOKE thread.
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:44 am
by galapogos
Jordon wrote:As above, CONTRIBUTE JOKES/RIDDLES. HOWEVER LAME THEY ARE.
JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND LAUGHS.
IF YOU POST NOTHING RELATED, I WILL STILL LAUGH AS I WOULD TAKE YOU AS THE JOKE.
here goes.
Monk combing hair : Guess a country.
Scotland.
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:45 am
by Jordon
whoa, smart siol
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:49 am
by galapogos
Qn: If your arm is damn power, but someone else is able to pull it with his arm, what does that mean?
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:14 am
by aaron
eh wait leh, why scotland. must explain la lol
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:19 am
by Jordon
monk no hair right
scottland chinese is
SU GE LAN
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:52 am
by vicvic
Jordon wrote:monk no hair right
scottland chinese is
SU GE LAN
my usual reply to such jokes - what the fuck. but i laughed lol.
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:28 pm
by alex
Why cant MATS(not floor mat) fit into a circular room?
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:34 pm
by nakorius
alex wrote:Why cant MATS(not floor mat) fit into a circular room?
Huai?
Tis betta not be a racist joke.
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:35 pm
by Weib
cause they cannot relak one cornor.
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:21 pm
by Sufian
Nabe... I will go and find a corner to releks now... haha
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:22 pm
by Jordon
waliew goi's one i still canot solve
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:55 pm
by galapogos
Jordon wrote:waliew goi's one i still canot solve
I thought chiu are the sexpert for lame jokes?
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 3:56 pm
by Jonathan
What is stiff and hard and after the juice is out becomes soft and limp?
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:00 pm
by galapogos
Jonathan wrote:What is stiff and hard and after the juice is out becomes soft and limp?
sugar cane
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:03 pm
by Jonathan
Bleah, so fast.
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:05 pm
by Bryan
What is worst den eating shit??
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:07 pm
by galapogos
nobody guess mine yet ah
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:52 pm
by aaron
goi i know! means the guy's arm more power la lol
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:00 pm
by galapogos
aaron wrote:goi i know! means the guy's arm more power la lol
Wrong liao. I told Jordon the answer liao.
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:02 pm
by Jordon
hand pull POWA