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Fuck My Life
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:25 pm
by Derek
Re: Fuck My Life
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:12 pm
by vicvic
HAHAHA FUCKING FUNNY
THANKS BRO!
Re: Fuck My Life
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:41 am
by lips
ahah funny
Re: Fuck My Life
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:29 pm
by Derek
Super LOL.
"Today, my religious girlfriend of 8 months finally lets me have sex with her. She invites me over, and just when we are about to do it, her dad comes home from work 3 hours early. She said it is a sign from God that we have to wait. FML"
Re: Fuck My Life
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:44 pm
by Derek
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML