Fuck My Life

[Derek]

http://www.fmylife.com/

Super hilarious.

[vicvic]

HAHAHA FUCKING FUNNY

THANKS BRO!

[lips]

ahah funny

[Derek]

Super LOL.

"Today, my religious girlfriend of 8 months finally lets me have sex with her. She invites me over, and just when we are about to do it, her dad comes home from work 3 hours early. She said it is a sign from God that we have to wait. FML"

[Derek]

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML