2009 Insult Jokes - Pikture wars!

Weib · Post by **Weib** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:17 pm

Since you love to post pictures, lets play something fun

How to play?
First post a insult joke -
e.g Your mama so fat, when she sat down the eath shook.

From there use pictures to reinterate your joke -

Post away!

vicvic · Post by **vicvic** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:02 pm

not exactly how louis intended, but just something to share.

happy new year

Jordon · Post by **Jordon** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:27 pm

yo mama so fat that when she step on the weighing scale i see my handphone number!

sorry no talent. duno how to put image from desktop

kacie · Post by **kacie** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:08 pm

Jordon wrote:yo mama so fat that when she step on the weighing scale i see my handphone number!

no count. no pictures.

jenjls · Post by **jenjls** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:12 pm

eh wassup! wanna go eat this sunday? look under members section

Jordon · Post by **Jordon** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:35 pm

kacie wrote:
Jordon wrote:yo mama so fat that when she step on the weighing scale i see my handphone number!
no count. no pictures.

you sure u wan me to post a peekture of yo mama on a weighin scale!?

manyu882 · Post by **manyu882** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:41 pm

Jordon wrote:
kacie wrote:
Jordon wrote:yo mama so fat that when she step on the weighing scale i see my handphone number!
no count. no pictures.
you sure u wan me to post a peekture of yo mama on a weighin scale!?

eh postr leh want to see your creativeness.

kacie · Post by **kacie** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:42 pm

Jordon wrote:
kacie wrote:
Jordon wrote:yo mama so fat that when she step on the weighing scale i see my handphone number!
no count. no pictures.
you sure u wan me to post a peekture of yo mama on a weighin scale!?

walk the talk.

nakorius · Post by **nakorius** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:44 pm

Actually... if you put me on the weighing scale... you can get the long distance phone number complete with country and area code to Obama's home...

So I think... use me instead lah...

I BEAT YER MOMMA!

manyu882 · Post by **manyu882** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:56 pm

nakorius wrote:Actually... if you put me on the weighing scale... you can get the long distance phone number complete with country and area code to Obama's home...

So I think... use me instead lah...

I BEAT YER MOMMA!

LOL.. then u got a new name call YO PAPA.

Jordon · Post by **Jordon** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:58 pm

manyu step on weighin scale will write to be continued!

manyu882 · Post by **manyu882** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:00 pm

Jordon wrote:manyu step on weighin scale will write to be continued!

jordan step on the weighing scale will write cannot continue.. your foot too smelly

Weib · Post by **Weib** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:06 pm

eh stick to the topic leh.

Post by **galapogos** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:43 pm

jenjls wrote:eh wassup! wanna go eat this sunday? look under members section

wah super off topic..

Jordon · Post by **Jordon** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:56 pm

ok la i post pics, but not really on topic, cos not insult. instead i post the pics in order.
you all guess what i trying to portray.

alright here goes, each picture is a word..

BIG HINT! ITS A SONG! ENGLISH SONG!
BIG HINT 2! THE PICTURES I POST DOESN'T NECESSARILY NEED BE IN ENGLISH. I GIVE ONE ANS LA. 4 can be four, for, fore. something like that. It can be in other languages too! It could also be homophones!
some very giveaway one.

vicvic · Post by **vicvic** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:39 am

black coasters look red for big belly people who eats too much bread (yeast) with sunflower oil

Jordon · Post by **Jordon** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:42 am

WA
is that a song?
holy. power

Steph_Parker · Post by **Steph_Parker** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:43 am

Jordon wrote:ok la i post pics, but not really on topic, cos not insult. instead i post the pics in order.
you all guess what i trying to portray.

alright here goes, each picture is a word..

BIG HINT! ITS A SONG! ENGLISH SONG!
BIG HINT 2! THE PICTURES I POST DOESN'T NECESSARILY NEED BE IN ENGLISH. I GIVE ONE ANS LA. 4 can be four, for, fore. something like that. It can be in other languages too! It could also be homophones!
some very giveaway one.

my brain not working well... tonight.
smth to do with wot black eye bowl or smth?

Jordon · Post by **Jordon** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:44 am

aiyo, its VERY LAME ONE!
so dunneed use so much brain, cos, VERY LAME

vicvic · Post by **vicvic** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:44 am

that's my interpretation of your pics la! very original right

:D:D

Steph_Parker · Post by **Steph_Parker** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:45 am

Jordon wrote:aiyo, its VERY LAME ONE!
so dunneed use so much brain, cos, VERY LAME

black eye ball for santa smth?
eh walao, really feels lame now can.

Post by **galapogos** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:46 am

chiu ish too chims riaoz.

Jordon · Post by **Jordon** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:47 am

aiya i see u all guess until lidat ar, really duno what i think lor.
i say out la hor.

black = OR(hokkien?) = all
EYE = I
BOWL = WAN(chinese) = WANT
4 = for
SANTA = CHRISTMAS
YEAST = IS
OIL = YOU(CHINESE) = YOU

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU - MARIAH CAREY

vicvic · Post by **vicvic** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:48 am

oh
my
fucking
god

i must say it's quite creative.

Post by **galapogos** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:49 am

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Steph_Parker · Post by **Steph_Parker** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:49 am

Jordon wrote:aiya i see u all guess until lidat ar, really duno what i think lor.
i say out la hor.

black = OR(hokkien?) = all
EYE = I
BOWL = WAN(chinese) = WANT
4 = for
SANTA = CHRISTMAS
YEAST = IS
OIL = YOU(CHINESE) = YOU

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU - MARIAH CAREY

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Mr Enigma · Post by **Mr Enigma** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:50 am

seriously wtf lor your riddle...

Jordon · Post by **Jordon** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:50 am

tsk.. so fu yan wo one

perhaps i'll get some more EASIER ones for you guys. aiyo

Steph_Parker · Post by **Steph_Parker** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:52 am

i agree with mr engima.

ok, let me do one.
why does the orange stop rolling?
whoever guess it right will...get a present!

Weib · Post by **Weib** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:52 am