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2009 JOKE thread.

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As above, CONTRIBUTE JOKES/RIDDLES. HOWEVER LAME THEY ARE.
JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND LAUGHS.
IF YOU POST NOTHING RELATED, I WILL STILL LAUGH AS I WOULD TAKE YOU AS THE JOKE.

here goes.

Monk combing hair : Guess a country.
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Re: 2009 JOKE thread.

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Jordon wrote:As above, CONTRIBUTE JOKES/RIDDLES. HOWEVER LAME THEY ARE.
JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND LAUGHS.
IF YOU POST NOTHING RELATED, I WILL STILL LAUGH AS I WOULD TAKE YOU AS THE JOKE.

here goes.

Monk combing hair : Guess a country.
Scotland.
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whoa, smart siol
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Qn: If your arm is damn power, but someone else is able to pull it with his arm, what does that mean?
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eh wait leh, why scotland. must explain la lol
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monk no hair right

scottland chinese is
SU GE LAN
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Jordon wrote:monk no hair right

scottland chinese is
SU GE LAN
my usual reply to such jokes - what the fuck. but i laughed lol.
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Why cant MATS(not floor mat) fit into a circular room?
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alex wrote:Why cant MATS(not floor mat) fit into a circular room?
Huai?


Tis betta not be a racist joke.
Nothing posted by this fat bastard should be taken seriously. SOME are for entertainment purposes only.
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cause they cannot relak one cornor.
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Nabe... I will go and find a corner to releks now... haha
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waliew goi's one i still canot solve
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Jordon wrote:waliew goi's one i still canot solve
I thought chiu are the sexpert for lame jokes? :twisted:
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What is stiff and hard and after the juice is out becomes soft and limp?
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Jonathan wrote:What is stiff and hard and after the juice is out becomes soft and limp?
sugar cane
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Bleah, so fast.
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What is worst den eating shit??
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nobody guess mine yet ah
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goi i know! means the guy's arm more power la lol
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aaron wrote:goi i know! means the guy's arm more power la lol
Wrong liao. I told Jordon the answer liao.
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hand pull POWA
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